This thing is a major key because you will be shocked when you go out with your dry neck to hang out with other ‘hustlers’ like yourself and the downgrading starts coming from left, right and centre.
Make sure you wear this chain at all times to avoid embarrassment from ‘smellos’.
They laugh while the rest of us consider what kind of life we’re living.
They oppress common folks at every chance they get.
You can finally be on your way to your one Million dollar dream. Steve Jobs really didn’t know what boys would use these phones to do when he was designing them.
It’s almost like money is fighting with the streets of Lagos.
Nobody checks their bank account balance anymore, mostly because it is somewhat connected to their blood pressure. ALSO READ: Our love-hate relationship with Internet fraudsters Those young brothers operate in a completely different economy.
It is also advisable to dedicate a full Instagram post to it so that the haters can be aware that you have finally arrived. If you are very wise, you will even start by deleting all those God-forsaken pictures of you and your hostel mates fooling yourselves in University.
Remember those days when you used your Instagram account to share your favourite moments - when every picture was a story of your experiences with the people you love. Every picture you upload now must have meaning; either you or another hustler just bought something new or you just went somewhere you thought you’d never go in your life.